I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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