it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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