i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
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I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
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How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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