just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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