Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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