Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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