I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
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We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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