i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
