..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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