cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I could have mohawked her pubes.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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