no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
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Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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