hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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