on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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