So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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