I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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