we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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