at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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