We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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