Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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