I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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