well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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