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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.

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• (315): View more from New York

  The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months

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• (903): View more from Texas

  her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.

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  i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews

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• (281): View more from Texas

  seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout

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• (607): View more from New York

  No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.

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• (310): View more from California

  My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.

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• (516): View more from New York

  She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"

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• (213): View more from California

  She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.

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