just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
10 Things Your Gyno Wants You To Stop Doing To Your Vagina
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
For Some Reason, Boys Are Singing The ‘Halo’ Theme Song In School Bathrooms
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.