Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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