She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
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I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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