I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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