Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
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And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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