if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
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I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
His nipple licking is glorious
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