North Korea, Best Korea!
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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