My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
