You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I wanna passion pit in your ass
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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