There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
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He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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