I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
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Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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