when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
