Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
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Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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