lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
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I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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