He disabled his match.com account in front of me
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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