We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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