is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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