..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
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I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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