Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
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One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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