why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
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I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
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Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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