im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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