your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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