Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
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Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
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