Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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