Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
You coming home soon, man?
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Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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