Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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