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My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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