My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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