Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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