STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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