Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
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I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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