She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
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I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
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I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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