i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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