when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
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I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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